Sometimes you’ve got to hand it to the No people. Despite getting a bad press for relentlessly flooding their media with scare stories (today we hear the price of energy will skyrocket after independence, though presumably this will be the least of our problems after we’ve been frogmarched out of Europe) … anyway where was I? Oh yeah the No campaigns relentless negativity. Well it’s not all bad news here’s Patsy, a well contented lady who seems oddly oblivious to Scotland’s military capabilities and Ryan who’s on hand with some culinary tips and who has no need to embrace any big constitutional changes. But here’s the question, who wins you over from your silly Braveheartastic notions of running your own country?

Reclining Patsy

Ryan of Sausage Rolls