Trump is a Dalek
Consider this. He is: Orange, Fascist, afraid of stairs, has unhelpfully small appendages, devoid of empathy and barks repetitive meaningless statements.
If you are wondering “If Trump’s a Dalek – who’s Davros?” This revelation that Steve Bannon has been given a military role [a military role!] makes him the lead candidate. Bannon, followi9mg an executive order has been given: “a full seat on the “principals committee” of the National Security Council — while downgrading the roles of the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the director of national intelligence”. Read more here.
We’ll have full details of the Trump protests in Scotland with you very soon.
A thorough examination of the history of the Daleks suggests that they are actually British imperialists, with their gunboat diplomacy, military fetishism, extreme scientific racism, treachery, invasions, colonisations, slave labour forces and resource extractions.
The real Donald Trump is presumably going to emerge from beneath his implausible human skin any day now.
Erm, Daleks don’t have a problem with stairs, and haven’t had since about 1988…
Er, Dave, I think you might be taking this all a bit too literally …