“Make hygge beneath the M8, with men round fires sharing warming tonic wine. Wear stilts and sing in an otter’s voice. Sweden will hear us.”

“We are all baked in our mothers’ wombs. Curl naked into the warm tray at Greggs between the steak bakes. It is a return to Eden. A rebirth.

So says @YokoOnoGlasgow the first of our Funniest Twitter Accounts of the Week.

Expect mysterious wisdom as the Eastern 70s Avant-Garde meets East End vanguard.

Meanwhile @EdinCreative offers more elusive slating of the “creative scene”:

“Are you black? Mixed race? From a minority group or in a wheelchair? As a monoethnic organisation relies on the illusion of diversity to receive our Creative Scotland subsidy. If you would like to feature on our visual marketing, then please get in touch!

@EdinCreative is a newby on the scene – may well be worth comparing the @CreativeEdin content and logos to check just exactly where you are.

The @NewTownFlaneur basically stalks red-trousered wearing toffs of the New Town.

Over at Gabe @GML1320 there’s “Drop the DUP” by Jonesborough Lewie (LAD Brexit themed parody of Stop the Cavalry) – surely the best synched comedy satire this year (present company excepted):


Back to surreal comedy we have the brilliant Paul_Ed‏ @eddo75 who asks:

“Ederson threw milk at Jose Mourinho?

How dairy.”


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