Dr Bornstein’s Notebook
It’s like the gap between your dates Tinder App details and the reality on arrival. In search for a more reliable source on the nature of the President’s health, and concerned about reports of ‘The Candyman’, and anxious about what medical reports might be being covered up as Dr Bornstein’s offices were raided, we visited Twitter.
Asking ‘What’s wrong with Donald Trump?’ we received the following:
A sociopath with extreme narcissistic disorder:
“Narcissistic personality disorder includes symptoms such as poor self identity, inability to appreciate others, entitlement, lack of authenticity, need for control, intolerance of the views/opinions of others, emotional detachment, grandiosity, lack of awareness or concern regarding the impact of their behavior, minimal emotional reciprocity, and a desperate need for the approval and positive attention of others.”
Hypertension
Early onset Alzheimer’s
Morbid Obesity
Cocaine addiction
Spinal Stenosis
Neurosyphilis
Symptoms of neurosyphilis include, but are not limited to the following:
- Abnormal gait
- Blindness
- Confusion, disorientation
- Sudden personality changes
- Changes in mental stability
- Dementia
- Depression
- Headache
- Fecal and urinary incontinence
- Irritability
- Memory problems
- Mood disturbances
- Numbness in the toes, feet, or legs
- Poor concentration
- Psychosis
- Seizures
- Neck stiffness
- Tremors
Bipolar
Frontotemporal dementia (frontotemporal lobar degeneration)
It could be that the POTUS has none of these afflictions, though some would explain ‘sippy cup’.
you missed one..overweight…
… a self-made man.
Edcationally subnormal?