Listen up Uncle Sam’s Auntie’s back in town;
Get on message (you can forget Plan B)
Wake up and smell whatever’s going down:
Close your eyes – tastes just like W.M.D.
Better Together with Land of the Free
Empirically bankrupt? The hell you are!
Paint Your Wagon negative equity
Catch a Falling (failed) Anglo-Saxon Star –
Your’re our best little pal, buddy GB.
(Presidential photocalls look merry,
Crooning Danny Bhoy in The Auld Country
Nationalist dreams sailed from Londonderry).
Here’s heads up on Team Union’s Five Year Plan –
No shock Jock exits or Brit hits the fan.