With the onslaught of the Olympics and the relentless march of tea-parties and renditions of God Save the Queen coming down the track, it’s time to offer some antidote to the this orgy of monarchy…
Bella offers JACK**** a unique interactive competition.
Between now and the culmination of this godawful Festival of Fawning on June 5 we’ll be deciding not to tug the forelock in the direction of our feudal masters. We won’t be lining the streets to watch the Olympic Flame go by, and we won’t be dribbling at the Countdown to the Pageant or checking out our Coronation Chicken recipes.
Send us your best / worst examples of excessive Union-Jackery, and you could win one of our unique specially commissioned t-shirts.
Go here for contact details. Email us your suggestions or post them in the comments below. The best examples will be up for a prize.
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