The meter’s running …

A £700K pay-off should cover a one way fare to Plookyville.

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  1. Alex Montrose says:

    I hear Pep Guardiola is interested, should go down well with the Tartan Lads, what is it, 350 passes per shot or thereabouts, exciting times ahead.

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