2007 - 2022

Theresa’s Euro Gymn

400x225I’m a member of a fitness club. It was pretty good for a while, it’s only small, under 30 members. But I’m going to give it up because it costs too much (and frankly it’s full of foreign-types). I’ve told the club that I’m stopping paying my membership fees immediately but I still fancy coming around to use the pool most days, and the free-weights on a Tuesday, and I’ll be doing the Pilates class on a Friday after work. Not sure about the Bodyattack, I’ll see how I feel. I’ve also told them that if any of the other members aren’t happy they’ll regret it. I’ve told the club that if they don’t like it I really will leave, and this time I’m not joking …


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  1. c rober says:

    To quote the great poet B’Ender , “I’ll make my own , with hookers and blackjack”.

  2. bringiton says:

    Yes,and when I do leave,I will be setting up a rival club with…….

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