Boris Goes Wallace and Gromit in Paris

As the Brexit negotiations falter the British government have to look to more and more desperate ideas to throw to the baying mob to cool heads and convince sceptical onlookers.

First it was Dr Fox’s ‘innovative jam’ – then it was Michael Gove’s unpierced pigs’ ears – now it’s Cheddar Cheese.

If you can stomach Boris Johnson’s faltering French watch this and weep…

“as the UK leaves the EU we are not only preserving a crucial alliance, but writing a new chapter in that story”@BorisJohnson visits Paris pic.twitter.com/wLgSwsew1B

— Foreign Office 🇬🇧 (@foreignoffice) October 30, 2017