The Scottish Genome
Holy crap this is possibly the most stupid thing Johann Lamont has ever said (and that’s a very competitive group):
Labour’s gallant leader appears to have taken levels of self-hatred to new uncharted depths. There’s now a sort of DNA tested democracy, which Scots are uniquely incapable of. Theories abound for why this might be. Is it excessive levels of Irn-Bru over generations? Is it the long winters? Are Tunnock’s Caramels to blame? Early exposure to Glen Michael’s Cavalcade?
Bella is making demands for a parliamentary inquiry. Scrap that, we couldn’t manage that. Oh well, back to bed.