c3v-xc6xuaalvcbFor those of you bewildered by the Trump phenomenon, the insight that he is in fact a Dalek makes everything make sense.

Consider this. He is: Orange, Fascist, afraid of stairs, has unhelpfully small appendages, devoid of empathy and barks repetitive meaningless statements.

If you are wondering “If Trump’s a Dalek – who’s Davros?” This revelation that Steve Bannon has been given a military role [a military role!] makes him the lead candidate. Bannon, followi9mg an executive order has been given: “a full seat on the “principals committee” of the National Security Council — while downgrading the roles of the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the director of national intelligence”. Read more here.

We’ll have full details of the Trump protests in Scotland with you very soon.