Donald and the Easter Bunny
Easter is a confusing time. The dates change and the interface between chocolate, the Judeo-Christian faith and bunnies is vague at best.
What has become clearer this holiday however is that the United States of America is governed by an imbecile.
It’s not entirely understood who Donald Trump’s Easter message was aimed at, but it should be required viewing for concerned citizens everywhere.
The ‘take-away’ as American lingo would have it seem to be as follows:
Melania (wife) is great; the weather is nice (not nasty), the White House (or building, or whatever you want to call it) is “tippy-toppy”, and “just think about $700 billion dollars spent on the military.”
Got it?
”House or building or whatever you wanna call it in tip top shape. We call it tippy top shape.” It’s called the White House. Then he rambles about spending on the military & how “great” the economy is. This is the Easter egg roll. Trump’s lost his mind. pic.twitter.com/Bp82rqWbWn
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) April 2, 2018
I think it might be some kind of code he’s channelling, whether he knows it or not. We all laugh at ‘covfefe’ and ‘tippy-toppy’, but secretly he’s just given the go-ahead to activate some deep-cover Russian agents. The truth will out.
You may be right Dougie. I don’t know who looks more ill at ease, Melania or the Rabbit.
The whole “tip top” thing was a nod, or ‘Easter egg’ if you will, towards the online forum 8chan, who have been compiling evidence against corruption in the US government and beyond.
One user requested he put “tip top” in his State of the Union speech, but that was right before he was due to present. On this outing, however, it got mentioned and emphasized with a weird-to-the-ear ‘tippy toppy’ addition.
Trump also declared Autism awareness day, which again relates to 8chan as the user base endear the term ‘Autist’ as a nickname for those on the forum who focus or research heavily on a specific subject.
This US President has a direct connection to ‘basement dwellers’ scouring the deepest corners of the web trying to take down institutional wrong do-ers. He knows their capabilities and talks to them in fantastical ways.
What a time to be alive!
Is it strange? It’s linked to Passover, which is a Jewish festival, so linked to the lunar calendar. It’s not actually called Easter outside of the Germanic languages, more so variants of Pascha.
I think the bunny was originally a hare, once thought capable of virgin birth, so you can see the symbolism.
And, of course, in Scotland we still mark the Festival with an annual slaughter of the hare… wait… no!
Wasn’t that more a Summerisle tradition?
Who’s in the rabbit suit…could it be Ivanka?:-)
The photo hoot reminded me of Jessica Rabbit.
Left or right folks?
That’s all.
Hee hee hee, and who’s the one with the hair?
Peter Perfect perchance. Help, help, help!
Bet that was an impersonator and Trump was in the bunny suit… do they do April Fools in the US. Oh wait every day is April Fools in the White building, place, house… whatever
Then the white rabbit said “Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it’s getting!” as it consulted a pocket watch whose face was that of the doomsday clock.
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