Wake Up Sheeple there’s been a Coo!
Working closely with GB News and Lois Perry from Car26 we have uncovered the plotters behind the coup d’état that first overthrew Boris Johnson – then captured and bullied Liz Truss out of office. As Perry has it: “The democratically elected Government ‘has been overthrown.”
“‘We have been taken over by sleeper agents that have been placed in our government…the British public needs to wake up.” – Lois Perry
The plot involves a vast network of the unpatriotic including: the Anti-Growth Coalition; Big Tofu, the Wokerati, vile Separatists, the militant unions, Rejoiners, Remoaners and Romainers, the Talking Heads, Byres Road Socialists, the Hallouminatti, Lefty Lawyers and Libtards, vegans, the Irish, the Jocks, Oatly-sipping anarchists, the cosmopolitan elites, scientists and … Extinction Rebellion.
Nadine Dorries is a democrat
“The British public needs to know what’s happening right now, it’s incredible” explained Perry.
These people have not and will not accept the will of the people and are destroying British democracy from within. They drove Boris Johnson, one of the greatest men ever to live from office, and then portrayed Liz Truss as a useless halfwit unable to form simple sentences.
Michael Fabricant is leading the fightback
Thankfully now proper order will be restored, and we can root out this dissident network of Sleeper Agents. As our sister magazine Guido Fawkes reports 52 brave patriots are backing a return for BoJo including: Nadine Dorries, Michael Fabricant, Christopher Chope, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Edward Leigh and others. This will restore the stability that we need and allow us to proceed with the plan for Global Britain. With democracy restored once again we can crush the Jocks and smash the coup d’état.
ROFPML.
Big tofu! That is superb. No byline here. Is this you, Mike? More of this please.
Thank the lord that someone has uncovered the plot. Where were the right wing press and what were they doing to miss this situation. They failed to warn – especially from the advance of the Byres Road Socialists, a particularly nasty anti Boris group. Thank goodness that stability is returning, it has been so difficult to persuade her back.
Bill
I’m not sure. Didn’t these anarchists just claim Liz Truss as one of their own?
https://freedomnews.org.uk/2022/10/20/farewell-to-comrade-truss/
Thank goodness the inmates have taken over the asylum…we’ll be ok now….
UDI…and soon!
For Scotland!
Bring back Ruth the Mooth, preferably astride a tank!
You really are delusional !!
Thank you for the photo of Michael Fabricant. It reminded me that I hadn’t mopped the kitchen floor.
Parody is better when it hints at, rather than mocks, the truth. “The Gray Zone” website some months ago scooped how hardcore Leavers led by an ex MI6 chief had sabotaged May to install Johnson and then subsequently sabotaged Johnson. It’s not at all far fetched to think Sunak is the Establishment’s preferred man and that the hedge fund oligarchs rumoured to have double crossed Kwarteng (whom they called “a useful idiot”) into the mini budget were orchestrating a media-financial coup. Admittedly “The Gray Zone” is a GRU conduit, but the leaks were real. This isn’t to say Truss’s Randite politics aren’t horrific, just that she probably had firm assistance in being hoisted by her own petard.
To paraphrase MLK I have a dream that one day it will be possible to discuss the conspiracies which really go on day and day out in the management of capitalism without the cringe that “the right” believe in the same “conspiracy theories.”
Thanks for the recommendation of the Gray Zone, but no thanks