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Scotland will not be Scotland: The Consequences of Independence

 

As we reported here British diplomats have been told to refer to the UK as one country rather than “the four nations of the UK”. We are a long way from the old Better Together language of a “Family of Nations’ or a “Partnership of Equals”, now it seems the strategy is to simply wish Scotland away. With the Brexit fiasco over the Northern Ireland Protocol unfolding at the G7 summit ministers are increasingly talking about “one nation” “one country” and “one territory”. Much of this process of erasure was predicted way back in 2013.

A confidential and highly sensitive document by HM Treasury – marked restricted to only David Cameron, George Osborne, prominent Lib Dem ministers, and senior advisers – has made its way into the public domain. It reveals what the UK Government regards as some of the consequences of Scottish independence, outlining the ultimate ‘hardball’ positions of the UK Government.

We believe it is important enough to publish it in full here without any comment or edit.

SCOTLAND WILL NOT BE SCOTLAND: THE CONSEQUENCES OF INDEPENDENCE

A HM TREASURY BACKGROUND PAPER

Introduction to Paper

The Scottish independence referendum taking place in September 2014 is a huge event for Scotland and the UK. The potential scale of change if an independent Scotland is the outcome, is with one year to the vote, still barely understood in Scotland, let alone the rest of the UK. This paper aims to outline some of the fundamental consequences of Scottish independence, which need to be more widely disseminated and understood to inform the debate and to allow Scottish voters to make a more informed choice.

  1. Scotland will not be called Scotland if independence occurred. The name ‘Scotland’ is owned by the British state.
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  2. What will happen when the UK becomes a foreign country to Scotland and Scotland to the UK?
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  3. Will future Scottish Governments be able to guarantee that passport controls along the border will not produce huge queues if people flee an independent Scotland? A lesser scenario is of significant delays in some Gibraltar-like spat between the two states.
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  4. What will the Scots do when they are evicted from the EU, NATO, the Commonwealth and United Nations? If the UK Government is seen to treat an independent Scotland too harshly they could react by becoming a ‘pariah nation’ and join a new ‘axis of evil’ with Iran and North Korea.
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  5. If Scotland is evicted, against its will from the EU, this could have unintended consequences if the UK decides by popular vote to leave the EU. There is a need to be sensitive and rethink this area, as being too absolute could aid the idea of a post-union (with two states outside the EU) ‘social union’ favoured by the Scottish Government.
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  6. Who will stop a future President Salmond restricting civil liberties or withdrawing from the European Convention on Human Rights? How will the time honoured checks and balances of the UK constitution be reproduced post-independence? Note: it would be advantageous if Tory MP calls for withdrawal from ECHR could be downplayed pre-independence vote.
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  7. Will the Scottish Government be able to guarantee the benefits of what the Secretary of State for Scotland called ‘the generous British welfare state’ with Jobeeker’s Allowance of £71.70 (for those aged over 25) and a single state pension minimum of £110.15 a week?
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  8. Trident is part of what makes the UK the state it is: prestige, influence, the fact we have our own Weapons of Mass Destruction in a dangerous, unpredictable world. The UK can’t just give up and leave Faslane after years of investment – so a Guantanamo Bay or Sevastopol scenario could be considered. One option is continued UK sovereignty; another leaseback.
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  9. An independent Scotland would have miniscule intelligence and security forces, and so could be a soft target for terrorists, as John Reid has previously pointed out. In certain circumstances, as the late former Lord Advocate Baron Fraser of Carmyllie suggested, it might be necessary to bomb and take out all of Scotland’s airfields post-independence.
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  10. Scotland’s oil is Britain’s oil. The UK Government could consider billing an independent Scotland for the decades of UK infrastructure investment. Another option might be nationalising the oil industry pre-independence.
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  11. The end of Britain as we know it would be a horrendous prospects for millions of Scots (as well as the rest of Britain). We may have to prepare contingencies for middle class, professional flight, particularly from areas of Edinburgh and Perthshire, and the possibility that without such key groups Scottish society might collapse. A recent ‘Scottish Sunday Express’ poll estimated that up to 16% of Scottish voters (640,000) may want to leave as a result of independence.
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  12. Scotland’s history 1707-2014 does not belong to the Scottish people – such a group does not legally exist – but the union. Haven’t pro-independence opinions watched the ‘Seinfeld’ sketch in which Kramer sells his lifestories to Peterman and thus has no identity? Clearly separatists don’t realise that this episode is an obvious metaphor for the union, with Kramer an allegory for Scotland.
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  13. Who gets custody of our shared history of the last 300 years? Do Scots realise they may have to give up not just the First World War, but the Battle of Britain and standing alone against the Nazis, along with the foundation of the British welfare state? All British, and thus, foreign.
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  14. What of the cultural histories of these isles? Who owns the shared cultural imaginations of union Britain? Are the ‘swinging sixties’, the Beatles, the Sex Pistols and punk, the Smiths and 1980s ‘indie music’, all to be claimed by Britain? What will this leave an independent Scotland musically? Sheena Easton, Simple Minds, Big Country and Runrig? A cultural desert.
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  15. What will happen to ‘The Today Programme’, ‘Channel Four News’ and ‘Match of the Day? Have the Scots liberal intelligentsia fully thought through the consequences of their actions?
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  16. What will happen, for example, to ‘The Great British Bake Off’ TV series? Will Scottish contestants be allowed to compete post-independence in this ‘Great British’ enterprise? Multiply this many times over across TV and radio shows.
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  17. An independent Scotland would be a celebrity free zone. There would be no Michelle Mone or Billy Connolly to take just two examples, nor Sean Connery as he will still be a tax exile. Instead, Scottish people will be faced with a daily diet of earnest writers and thinkers constantly proclaiming that Scotland is living through a cultural renaissance.
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  18. Scotland’s older generation of pro-union elite opinion in the media have been very effective at raising doubts about Scotland’s capacity to be successful and viable as an independent nation. Post-independence, this group could be useful in undermining the embryonic state’s sense of confidence. One option would be setting up a front group and funding it, ‘We cannae dae it’, to aid this view.
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  19. An outlier possibility is that if Scotland votes for independence, large parts of the country will not want independence and wish to remain loyal subjects of the UK. In these circumstances, dismemberment is one last option. The UK Government could consider retaining Orkney and Shetland as part of the UK, along with Dumfries and Galloway and central Edinburgh. The rump Scottish state could be seen as a quasi-independent entity along Gaza Strip/West Bank lines.
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  20. In the final analysis an independent Scottish state, Balkanised or not Balkanised, may not be sustainable, and as an ultimate consideration, the UK Government should at least instigate scenario planning for the possibility that as a last resort, UK armed forces may need to militarily invade and re-integrate Scotland in the UK. Perhaps, UK military commanders could have a look at previous conquests and defeats of Scottish forces, for any potential lessons and route maps.

Two other observations. At all times ministers should refer to the notion of a successor state minus Scotland as ‘UK’ and not give any succour to the idea it may be called ‘RUK (Rest of UK), or that in any respect its claims on the UK’s position and responsibilities would be brought into doubt by independence.

Second, there is an argument being put forward in Scotland that unionists are a form of nationalism. We must not let this argument gain legitimacy. It is important in the battle of words to name Scottish independence as ‘narrow nationalism’ and ‘separatism’. Unionists are patriots and not nationalists.

Basically, if Scotland votes for independence things are going to change. Scotland will have to stand on its own two feet, accept responsibility, and stop its culture of gripe and grievance. Things could get worse or they could get better. Do Scottish people want to take that risk?

Scotland will be left historically with Bannockburn, Flodden, Wallace and Bruce, Mary Queen of Scots, Darien, ‘Sportscene’ and ‘Newsnight Scotland’. What they will lose will be 1707-2014 Scotland including Robert Burns, Walter Scott, John Buchan, Hugh MacDiarmid, William McIlvanney, and our shared histories of these 300 years.

This will leave a modern Scotland as a blank canvas and we need to be careful not to inadvertently encourage the pro-independence sentiment of ‘work as if you live in the early days of a better nation’: words of writer Alasdair Gray which are seen by some as inspirational. Perhaps in this we could consider leaving selective moments of union Scotland in the ownership of the new Scotland: suggestions could include such negatives as Culloden, Argentina and the Bay City Rollers.

The above suggestions are written as a creative exercise exploring the areas that the UK Government could utilise in the coming debate. Each of the above would have to be carefully considered and realised, and on occasion a balance sought with mentioning at points some of the positive benefits of the union.

The stakes in this are high: the maintenance of the UK with all its commensurate status and influence, and we have to be prepared to think the unthinkable, and on occasion play hardball, to aid Scottish voters realising the full consequences of separatism, while at other points, being understanding and accommodating of their concerns.

This spoof paper was first published on the National Collective site on September 13th 2013 – anonymously – and is republished on June 13th 2021.

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  1. Tom Ultuous says:

    We’ll be another country to give them zero points in the Eurovision song contest. Their next entry should be “No one likes us we don’t care”.

  2. David McCann says:

    Love it!
    Many a true word spoken in jest

  3. Cathie Lloyd says:

    Oh Gerry had me fooled!

  4. Graeme McCormick says:

    I never realised that Michelle Mone’s bra was so influential

  5. SleepingDog says:

    I wonder how many times such an attempt at satire has been unironically taken up by its targets. Or what happened when some people who heard about a modest proposal took it literally.

    It really does not sound like an official Whitehall document, which one would expect to be filled with euphemism and hypocrisy. Richard Norton-Taylor devotes a chapter (4: The Culture and Language of Secrecy) to this phenomenon, although the whole book (The State of Secrecy: Spies and the Media in Britain) touches on the nature of Whitehallese. “Euphemism is a barrier to honesty. It also betrays a sense of nonchalent arrogance, patronising putdowns posing as wit.” (p4)

    1. Colin Robinson says:

      It’s in the moment of such times that satire becomes fake news. That moment is sublime.

      1. SleepingDog says:

        @Colin Robinson, perhaps the opposite of sublime? And maybe the birth of an urban myth.

        1. Colin Robinson says:

          No, the moment of change is definitely one of sublimation, a moment in which one kind of expression is diverted into another kind; in this case, satire into fake news (a story that is believed by many to be untrue) and/or urban myth (a story that is believed by many to be true).

          1. SleepingDog says:

            @Colin Robinson, seems more like a deposit than anything ‘sublime’ to me:
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deposition_(phase_transition)
            In other words, from the point of view of social discourse, a degradation of communication states.

          2. Colin Robinson says:

            Precisely: leaving all moral judgement aside, a sublimation of one communication state (satire) into another (fake news) (urban myth).

          3. Colin Robinson says:

            Sorry, that should read ‘…a transition of one communication state (satire) into another (fake news) (urban myth).’

  6. Johnny McNeill says:

    Mr Hassan, I wish you were as receptive and imaginative as you think you are funny…

    ‘Boris Johnson has hit out at European leaders for failing to agree that the UK is “a single country” | The Prime Minister told EU chiefs to “get that into their heads”. The National, 12th June 2021

    “Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past”. Orwell, ‘1984’.

    ‘All of which was working in food produce propaganda parallel with a wider drip-fed campaign by ‘Gleichschaltung Gaslight: The Eradication of Scots Historic-Cultural Identity’ taking place pervasively by cyclically-reinforced “British” TV programming and abundantly “British” red, white and blue flag bunting in ‘UK’ supermarket isles, in preparation for the installed war-time ‘Prime Minister’ Boris Johnson to lead the call for a ‘country‘ called ‘Britain’ to ‘unify’ as they dealt with a surreptitious self-inflicted ‘National Security’ emergency.’

    ‘#OpFukuglaschu – A Trigger for Global Fascism’ (2018) https://wp.me/p94Aj4-Gt by #GaslightingGilligan

  7. Derek Neill says:

    What a load of English fascist shite no wonder we want independence England is now a fascist state and we will win in the international courts you can stick your fascist English dictatorship

    1. Hugh says:

      Spot on

      1. It’s a spoof. It’s a spoof. It’s a spoof.

        1. SleepingDog says:

          @Editor, yes, well, a variety of responses are predictable: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire#Bad_taste

          Perhaps Bella could produce a modern guide to political satire? A teachable moment.

  8. Hugh says:

    It reads like a document from Russia or north korea. Never read so much dictatorial nonsense in my life. This should be sent all around Scotland

    1. Mouse says:

      In case people have reading attention deficit:

      ‘This spoof paper was first published on the National Collective site on September 13th 2013’

      The old ones are the gold ones, and Mr Hassan can’t be bothered writing an opinion piece.

  9. Ewen A Morrison says:

    When did honourable adult maturity disappear from Scottish political discussion and/or debate? ~ I’m witnessing what’s too pathetic to be expressed or described in words?! Please remember Saor(aibh) Alba! =
    Free Scotland!

  10. Gordon Pender says:

    How can you take someone’s history away don’t be so ridiculous it’s impossible to do that and can’t be enforced by law.

    1. Colin Robinson says:

      Good point, Gordon. You *are* your history, its embodiment. It’s not an abstract property that can be given or taken away; it’s whatever life you live, the form it takes.

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