CALEDONIA DREAMING…
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Bella is named after a character in Alasdair Gray’s Poor Things (1992). Like Bella we are looking for a publication and a movement that is innocent, vigorous and insatiably curious. Bella is aligned to no one and sees herself as the bastard child of parent publications too good for this world, from Calgacus to Red Herring, from Harpies & Quines to the Black Dwarf.
Poor Things is a remarkable book. Presented as the memoir of Dr Archibald McCandless, it describes his life and that of a colleague – Godwin Baxter. A monstrous proto-Frankenstein, Baxter performs surgical marvels, his greatest achievement being the (re) creation of life: he brings to life a drowned woman by transplanting the brain of the foetus she is carrying. The full-grown woman with the infant’s mind, is Bella.Earlier this year Alex Bell of All Media Scotland asked:
“Where is there a newspaper that champions independence as favoured, we are told by pollsters, by a majority of Scots? There is none. Never has been. It never ceases to amaze me that not one newspaper in Scotland supports the policy of independence supported by half of the six parties in Holyrood. That is not only anti-democratic, it is a disgrace to journalism and an affront to free speech.”
What’s at stake? Never mind sovereignty, or cultural identity, breaking with imperialism and the long overdue peace dividend is on offer. The Labour Party has moved fundamentally in the intervening twenty one years between Gordon Brown describing Trident as: “…unacceptably expensive, economically wasteful, and militarily unsound” as he did in 1984 – and David Cairns this week foaming at the mouth over a Scottish Government extending its sovereignty to effect a more peaceful world by refusing Son of Trident:
“Salmond prefers posturing on the world stage to delivering on bread-and-butter issues…instead he seeks to cavort across the world stage with his discredited looney left policies.”
Commenting on the anti-Trident summit in Glasgow, Labour’s éminence gris Baron Foulkes of Cumnock, spurted: “The SNP’s summit today is a ridiculous waste of time and taxpayers’ money. This is a reserved issue over which they have no control”. I suppose you could call good food for schoolchildren, or cancelling prescription charges, bread and butter issues, but then to develop these policies and deride the Treasury’s financial settlement, “makes us look like stupid, whingeing Jocks”, according to former Scottish Labour minister Sam Galbraith.Let’s not pretend this is anything other than an ethical choice about what kind of society we want to create and what kind of signals we want to project around the world.
Bella proves there is life after death.






Hi, Just a quick note to congratulate everyone involved in Bella Caledonia on producing a genuinely refreshing and stimulating newspaper. Every article was interesting and enjoyable, but I was particularly fascinated by the interview with James D. Young as I’m ashamed to say I hadn’t come across his work before – an oversight I’ll be recifying at the earliest opportunity!
Warmest regards – Stuart Christie
What a refreshing change to the usual rubbish trotted out this website is. I stumbled upon it by a link from newsnet scotland and is now on my favourites list. I will tell my mates and family about Bella Caledonia. All the very best for the future
Norboy
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I find the site less accessible than before but newsnet’s site organisation is very clear.
It’s just my personal impression.
I wanted to write something for Bella but didn’t know how to go about it. So here it is.
Within just FIVE MONTHS of the Labour Party being elected with a majority in 1997, the late Donald Dewar had us voting in a referendum on setting up a Scottish Parliament.
It’s only really complicated if you choose to make it really complicated.
There is no need to sort out all of the details of independence, some of that can be sorted out after a decision is taken in principle.
Since all parties are now agreed on transferring substantial powers from Westminster to Holyrood, the transfer of substantial powers can be taken as the “status quo”; and all that is needed in a referendum is a straight yes or no to negotiating independence.
Last week, there was a referendum on the question:
“At present, the UK uses the ‘first past the post’ system to elect MPs to the House of Commons. Should the ‘alternative vote’ system be used instead?”
That doesn’t offer “various options”, it’s a simple yes/no question, and it would be quite possible to have an “independence referendum” along those lines. To give just one possible example:
“At present, the Scottish Parliament has authority over some policies, but important areas such as finance, welfare, defence, and foreign affairs are reserved to Westminster. Should the Scottish Government enter into negotiations with the British Government for transfer of full sovereignty to Scotland?”
I am certain the answer of the electorate in Scotland to such a question would be an emphatic “yes”.
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Is the Che/Rabbie Burns/Scotland image available on a T-shirt ?
If so where can i order ?
why don’t you scotts tell england where they can go, come on be more like ireland.
take some of your 100 notes to london as the biggest note they print is a 50 most britts have never seen a 100 note, go have fun in their stores.
HI Mike,
Ony yesterday saw your post on my Facebook page. They don’t email you anymore. Can’t find your email either. See my today’s blog on otherjones.com, and let me know how I can contribute to Bella.
In solidarity,
Deena
P.S. DId you know the Egyptian generals are going to pick 80 of 100 people who will draft a new Constitution…….?
honestly now, you get a logo from alasdair gray and all and then you make such a blurry scan of it for the header. are those jpeg artifacts? honestly now.